doctor with Sardar Patient  

Doctor to sardar patient : ab appki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Sardar: Doctor sahib pehle se zyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor: dawi kahli thi kiya?
Sardar: Nahi , doctor sahib dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Sardar ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le lit hi kiya.
Sardar : ji, aapne dawai de di thi, aur main ne le lit hi.
Doctor : Aby Dawai pili thi kiya?
Sardar: oho , nahi doctor sahib dawai to lal thi.
Doctor: Aby Ghade, Dawai ko pilliya tha kiya?
Sardar : Nahi Doctor , Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor ( infrustration): Abe teri to Dawai ko muh lagakar pet me dala tha k nahi?
Sardar: Nahi Doctor Saheb.
Dcotor: kyon?
Sardar: kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor: Teri Sale, to khola kyon nai.
Sardar: Saheb apne hi to kaha tha ki , shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor: Tera ilaj main nahi Karsakta.
Sardar: Accha Doctor Saheb ye to bata do ki mainthik kese hounga.